21 August 2014

When do I call the doctor?
I ‘think’ I call too much.
So I googled my question,
Now it’s as clear as mud.

According to the internet,
He wants to hear from me –
When…..
Symptoms get worse,
A fever or rash,
Numbness or tingling,
Eye redness,
Vision changes,
Nausea, vomiting,
Diarrhea, constipation,
Insomnia, dizziness,
Headache, infection,
Cough, chest congestion,
Pain, deep depression,
Ringing in the ears,
And other stuff I’ve had for years.

I guess he ‘wants’ to hear from me,
Twenty-four hours a day?
I love my doc, and feel sorry for him,
In a most sympathetic way.
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