21 April 2014
I’m so sorry, dear Herbal Essence,
But I can’t follow your simple directions.
With these shoulders, elbows and wrists,
I can barely get started on your list!
Before RA, washing my hair was a cinch.
Now my energy is spent after lather and rinse.
Before conditioner, I’m ready to retreat,
There’s NO WAY I will follow up with ‘repeat’!