15 April 2014
I’ve diagnosed my own Rheumatoid Arthritis
As passive-aggressive unruly defiance.
It resists my every demand,
I never know where it will land.
It avoids all direct confrontation,
And has made me the queen of procrastination.
It pouts, it forgets, and is overly dramatic,
I want to box it up and shove it in the attic.