28 May 2014
At night I become Harry Houdini
Fighting to escape,
With RA chains and locks on me,
I’d love some wiggle space.
Houdini claimed he had the key.
Using his brain to set him free.
So I tried to unlock these RA chains,
And pulled a muscle using my brain.
My thinking was very foggy.
Nothing unlocked, my brain is soggy.
If Houdini had autoimmune RA,
He’d have died at an earlier age.