29 November 2013
The lovable Yard Gnome asked for some.
The box said it was easily done.
Bring to a boil over medium heat,
That wasn’t the problem for me,
Stir constantly 4 minutes…
It’s then I realize I am pushing it.
My hands became belligerent.
Next add the remaining ingredients…
What now? You want me to stir it vigorously????
It’s easy for some, but it ain’t for me!
You don’t look quite right.
The box shows a different sight.
You are not my friend.
Sweets give me flares in the end.
I hope he won’t ask for you again.