8 March 2014

Counting buttons on my shirt.
How much is this gonna hurt?
There’s a turtle-neck over there,
But my shoulder’s in a snare.

 

My ankles need support,
But my boots I must abort.
Lacing means more pain,
Speed dressing seems insane.

 

So I’m stuck here in my bathrobe,
Wondering what to wear…
Maybe I’ll show up in my robe,
Oh NO, I wouldn’t dare!
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