14 February 2014
Here is my Valentine’s wish that all is well,
That you may sleep without joints that swell.
May your parts move and not get stuck,
May your wallet be left with at least one buck.
May you wash your hair without despair,
May your feet never tangle in your underwear.
May you have one true and faithful friend,
Who lets you laugh or cry and not pretend.
May you ‘eat’ those frozen peas,
Instead of wearing them on your knees.
May they find us all a cure that works.
And hide from us those other jerks.