What I have to say today is short and to the point: this is for all of the people out there who can’t open a bottle of Gatorade. Or water. Or Diet Coke. I’ve given up, officially, on trying to open screw bottle tops. Sometimes you need to know when to hold ‘em, and know when to fold ‘em.
So I went out and got a bottle opener. She does a lot more than that, but sometimes it’s the little things that matter the most. And I take every chance I get to tell her how much I appreciate it.