I’ve had a pretty sensational summer so far. By “sensational” I mean “atrocious.” This year, the human pet squad decided to take a road trip around the United States! Did this plan include Creak? No! Instead, I am being dog-sat by (Great-great) Aunt Margaret, who still has dial-up internet and who has taken kindly to tying me up to a rusty chain-link fence in the back yard all day during the hot, south-western summer. That’s not safe!

Regardless, I hope this is one road trip to remember, because when they get back, they will not soon forget my wrath.