Someone please explain to me the purpose of the feline species. They are simply the worst creature to walk the face of the planet, yet humans bring them into their homes!  What are they thinking?

Last week, my pets’ offspring brought a little kitten into MY home – the audacity! They were cooing over this filthy orange kitten they had found in a box, and they kept me at an arms-length because they didn’t want me to “eat it.” As if I would even lower my standards to eat a walking furball.

Cats feel entitled for doing absolutely nothing.  The problem is that humans spoil them.  Humans seem to promote their disdainful attitudes by feeding them out of little tin cans, instead of giant paper bags, and don’t kick them out of the house to use the bathroom.

We’ll see how long this new fad-cat lasts…